Top 7 Reasons Why Lord of the Rings the Theatrical Version is far BETTER than the Extended Version

Believe it or not this seems to be the minority opinion. But I feel strongly that the original Theatrical Version (TV) of LOTR is so much better in almost every way compared to the “Extended Edition” (EE). Here’s just a few reasons why (in no particular order):

  1. Jackson prefers the theatrical versions and they are the “definitive” movies. Here is a direct quote: “The theatrical versions are the definitive versions. I regard the extended cuts as being a novelty for the fans that really want to see the extra material.” Man, I should just leave it there: *mic drop*. I mean, this says a lot, doesn’t it? – when the director and mastermind behind a film says a version is far superior it probably is accurate. But the majority of fans somehow disagree! But don’t they say “the customer’s always right…?” Well, not in this case methinks…
  2. 99% of the scenes in the EE don’t add any value. They are just “ok, that’s nice” moments at best (e.g. the scene where Gimli gets the final count +1 over Legolas was probably the best cut scene in the trilogy) and at worst they completely remove you from the movie and are silly (e.g. the mouth of Sauron looks ridiculous and is a complete snooze because you know Frodo is alive. Whereas it works in the books because you don’t)
  3. Movie Pacing so OFF. This is a really big one for me. A good movie needs to have a good flow to it. It needs to have a story arc that’s steadily moved along at a pace that’s consistent and exciting. The Extended version completely messed with the pacing of the movie, making it almost unwatchable for me and my ability to enjoy it as a good film. Whether it’s the 30 minute unnecessary buildup at the beginning of Fellowship (“concerning hobbits”) to the even LONGER 4 or 5 endings in the ROTK – the pace is all out of wack. It’s really a slap in the face to good editing and movie pacing. A textbook example of how to drag on scenes and add extra scenes that are detracting vs additive.
  4. Some things just need to die on the cutting room floor. SO many scenes in the EE just — plain SUCK! They do nothing but serve to appeal to the super-fans. I could literally list 100 excruciating scenes in the EE, but these ones immediately come to mind as the most awful: a) All the extra Erwin scenes! com’on – the most boring character in the entire franchise does not need an extra 7-8 minutes devoted to how so un-stereotypical she is as a woman that she’s unable to even make a decent soup! Complete nonsense and unneeded as a scene. It adds nothing and completely ruins the pace (Two Towers) b) The mouth of Sauron – silly; just horrible and silly. I laughed out loud at how stupid and unnecessary it was (ROTK). c) The breaking of Galdalf’s staff by the Witch King (ROTK). First – not in the book; second – ruins the pace and adds nothing to the story (it’s not like Galdalf’s broken staff was even mentioned or referenced again … ever) third – stupid, just stupid. The “eliminate the stupid” factor needs to be considered when you’re a movie editor. d) The explanation of Shelob in the Two Towers and essentially ruining a good bit of plot for the next film by Farimir. e) The killing of Soroman by Wormtongue in the tower. Bad on so many levels – first, it’s not how it happened in the books (which is forgivable since the burning of the Shire wasn’t depicted either) but also it really didn’t help with any significant plot point (ROTK). I could go on and on – but the list of BAD scenes in the EE is sadly pretty endless.
  5. SO. MUCH. FILLER. Or if I was a teenie-bopper I’d say “TMI!” Okay, I get it – the Books! Yes yes yes. So something was in the books so it should be in the movie too, right? I assume that’s your position? Well – your position is wrong; sorry! You simply cannot translate an amazing book and every possible scene to film. A lot must get cut to keep things exciting and interesting. The necessary scene-cutting was done in the TV and they just got “dumped back in” to the EE. It truly makes for a completely different (and worse) version of itself.
  6. Too. Damn. Long! This point should speak for itself. But a movie (even the really good ones and even the extended version of one) should consider the story you want to tell and not include unnecessary elements. I would be all for the EE if the scenes that were added actually HELPED explain vital missing pieces or built up character arcs — but they didn’t. It’s almost as if someone said “let’s just stick a whole bunch of crap in the films to add a worthless hour and a half to each film” and get more money. And the room cheered! To choose an analogy – the TV was a well-balanced meal: it had the meat, potatoes, and veggies. But the EE took that delicious meal and bathed it in a tub of maple syrup. Sure, I like sugary food as much as the next guy: but only in moderation. When a meal is drenched in it, it’s ruined!
  7. Music and scene timing are “off” in the EE. Given the extra 1.5 hours that was just crammed into place in the EE, the intricate subtleties involved with timing are now … off! For example the timing of music with scenes and creating the narrative as well as crafting the artistic style involved with film production is all askew. These are likely small things that a non-film critic might miss; but to someone looking for the “flow” of scene and music and storyboard to come together in a harmonious way, it was entirely missing in the EE. It’s like listening to your favorite song when the instrument is just slightly out of key. But in this case – things were more than slightly discordant. Take for example everything from the opening credits of FOTR – the scene with Gandalf entering the Shire feels laborious. And who the hell cares to hear Bilbo go on about the pettiness of the Sackville-Baggins when there’s an entire 4 hour movie about to unfold. It just unfortunately belabors the insignificantly trivial at the expense of the larger picture. And in an epic film like LOTR that’s a pretty egregious issue. And back to the original point: the negative consequence of a lot of this is scenes lose their power; music is put in different spots than intended and the “art” of the sequence is significantly diminished.

The_Mouth_of_SauronWell those are the top 7 reasons I think the Extended Edition of LOTR is dumb and the Theatrical version is light-years ahead on so many levels. Sadly, I feel I’m taking crazy pills when I read some of the fan reviews of the EE and the majority of people say the exact opposite as me. But that’s fine – they can be wrong. Hell, they’re probably the same people who say the Star Wars Prequels are better than the Originals, it’s okay that Han shot second, and that Midichlorians “make sense.” And the opinions of those people frankly don’t mean much to me.

But lend your thoughts below. What do YOU think?

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